February 2012
Me: Aw, i've grown to love this character deeply.
Suzanne Collins: whoops, time to kill them.
wtfsofunny:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
911- Hello, What is your emergency?
me- dear lord mother of joesph send an ambulance, send a firetruck, send the po-po, send the squad, send the fucking military.
911- Ma'am, what's wrong? Are you okay?
me- LIONSGATE IS MURDERING MY SOULLLL. make the tv spots stoooopp i can't handle it anymore, the pain!!!! i'm going to dddiiiieee.
911- *false alarm, everybody. it's the fifth fucking call from this fandom today.*
The first time I go into someones house:
CAN SOMEONE JUST INVENT A MAGICAL MOVIE THEATER...
IMAGINE, EVERYONE OF THE TUMBLR (THG) FANDOM TOGETHER IN A ROOM.
During lecture...
laughingstation:
Expectations…
Reality…
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literally how it's gonna happen
Effie Trinket: Our tributes, peeta mellark and katniss everdeen!
-fade to black-
Bread scene
Katniss' thoughts: oh no. not him.
-fade to black back to reaping-
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: chest
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
The fandom after every trailer.
katnissthereisnodistrict12:
Me: Oh, there is a new trailer. Probably the same thing, just one or two new scenes.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Doctor: ..Yeah, they found her sobbing and screaming something like "EVERLARK.BREAD" and then she passed out.
I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUISNESS MAKING SOME...
LIONSGATE, YOU HAVE SHOWED US EVERYTHING.
BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BUTTERCUP.
kittyfeast:
the bread scene
the seam scene
the katniss in the capitol scene
everything
i can just imagine what the lionsgate headquarters...
the-effectshe-canhave:
i-volunteer—as-tribute:
When my mom yells at me: →
whyamisorandom:
When I was 5:
When I was 12:
Now:
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When you're procrastinating your homework
And everything is better than actually doing it, so you’re just sitting there like:
f1nn1ck:
YOU CANT JUST SHOW KATNISS AND GALE LIKE THAT SMILING IN THE WOODS AND THEN THE BREAD SCENE
exactly.
THE HUNGER GAMES TRAILER
mockingjayrebel12:
ME:
5 MINUTES LATER:
THE REST OF MY LIFE:
THAT FREAKING BREAD. DAMMIT.
lionsgate: here's a new trailer, we're doing this out of the goodness of our hearts
THG fandom: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US WHY DO YOU WANT US TO DIE DO YOU WANT US TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK OH GOD HOLD ON I HAVE TO CRY SOME MORE WAIT LET ME FINISH WEEPING OKAY WHY ARE YOU TORTURING US WHY DO YOU NOT SEE HOW PAINFUL THIS IS FOR US DO YOU EXPECT US TO SURVIVE TWO HOURS OF THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU BYE
HP Fandom: Oh no...
Twilight Fandom: What??
1D Fandom: Its happened again...
Sherlock Fandom: Oh fuck here we go.
THG Fandom: NEW FUCKING TRAILER HOLY SHIT FJDKSLAJFKDSL BREAD SCENE OMG BREAD SCENE HOLY FJDSKALJFDSLA IM DEAD IM SOBBING UGLY SOBS WHY AM I SO DAMN UGLY DAMN SOBS OMG THE NEW TRAILER I CANT MY HEART MY HEART I CANT SOMEONE HOLD ME PLEASE IM SHAKING AND I CANT IM ABOUT TO FJDKLA...
*THG Fandom explodes and everyone dies*
When you're asking your parents if your friend can... →
At the midnight premiere.
Employee at theater: Um, ma'am you can't enter the theater with those arrows.
Me: And why not?
Employee: Because it's a danger to everyone else. You could accidentally hurt someone.
Me: Do you know who I am?
Employee: Um -
Me: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM KATNISS FREAKING EVERDEEN.
Employee: I don't care who you are, you can't take those in.
Me: FIRE IS CATCHING!
Employee: But -
Me: AND IF WE BURN
Employee: Wh -
Me: YOU BURN WITH US.
Employee:
Me: Don't make me use these arrows.