May 2012
Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there's...
then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me
Lizzie McGuire: Mom, I really want you to know I appreciate everything you do for me.
Thats So Raven: Because if you haven't noticed, people come in different shapes and sizes and they're all beautiful.
Shake it Up: I could just eat you up... well if I ate.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
patunes:
the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on
gh3tt0fabul0us:
EA GAMES
challenge everything
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thefake1d:
When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.
Ghetto girls on the phone in public,
And I told her “Shaniquwa YOU NEEDA SLAP DAT HOE”
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Anonymous asked: sweet blog, now go play tumblrtreats(.)com and post your high score
I hate it when I originally pick the right answer...
sodamnrelatable:
When the answer was announced:
And you’re like:
Nooooo!!!
via sodamnrelatable
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shia-thecannibal-labeouf:
Followers that know my name
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likechildreninafairytale:
and this is a list of things I love about The Mortal Instruments
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi
Trying to cut my own hair
lolsofunny:
Expectations:
Reality:
(via wtfsofunny)
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
Shit a blogger on tumblr will never say.
theoneandonlymemily:
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oldburritoprincess:
i hope that when johnny depp is old and senile, he’ll forget who the REAL johnny depp is, and he’ll just turn into one of his characters
i hope it’s jack sparrow
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breadstickfanclub:
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
